Gayping Thoughts
Some brain farts I had today..
..women expect their ideal man to be smart,suave,clean and basically all that your average joe isn't..
..gay men are all of the above,except they are not after women..
..if avg. joe tries to woo over his dame by taking care of the way he looks,he stands the risk of losing the gal,ending up refusin to go home wit Mr.Hairy Harleyson..
..hence,it becomes a predicament for avg. joes,do they clean up after themselves,look smart n suave,and not get the gal coz she thinks hez gay..
..or do they choose to ignore the air of filth arnd them,wear the same jockeys/socks/pant inside-out and try to pull it off as a fresh set..and yet again in the process,lose the gal coz she thinks hez a pig..
..wow,i really need to do something productive wit my life..
..women expect their ideal man to be smart,suave,clean and basically all that your average joe isn't..
..gay men are all of the above,except they are not after women..
..if avg. joe tries to woo over his dame by taking care of the way he looks,he stands the risk of losing the gal,ending up refusin to go home wit Mr.Hairy Harleyson..
..hence,it becomes a predicament for avg. joes,do they clean up after themselves,look smart n suave,and not get the gal coz she thinks hez gay..
..or do they choose to ignore the air of filth arnd them,wear the same jockeys/socks/pant inside-out and try to pull it off as a fresh set..and yet again in the process,lose the gal coz she thinks hez a pig..
..wow,i really need to do something productive wit my life..
posted by deesarus at 12:09 AM
5 Comments:
Interesting thoughs...look at the following bit similar to what ur talking rather rambling
Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, But if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you."
"I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.
The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.
The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."
The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".
The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver".
The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".
As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."
Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your hou se with you".
The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like !!!!"
PK,
Jus realized that your *comment* seems to be bigger and more interesting than the blog itself..:-)
i dont understand the intention of this post. what r u trying to proove?
Its not a theorem da Bunty..as i said..jus a reflection of my unproductive spare-time..never expect anythin in this blog to make sense..;)
your spare time thoughts sure seem confused! LOL..as if you'd change!
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